Without fun you can make your any occasion special and memorable. As we know Christmas is coming and everyone will try to make their Christmas special and memorable. Young generation mostly send to each other different types of funny sms. So on christmas day first of all send funny Christmas sms to your friends and loved ones and then entertain with them. People make different plans on this special and loving event.
- If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.
- When you stop believing in Santa Claus
is when you start getting clothes for Christmas
- Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Holly-days are here again!Why do Mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!
- Oh, God…..
Help us rightly to rememberthe birth of Jesus that we may share in the songs of the angels
the gladness of the shepherds, and the worship of the wise men
& may Christmas morning make us happy to be your children.
We pray that God presence is especially near dear to u this Christmas.
- Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality
in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart
- May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire
- Why is it difficult to keep a secret in the north pole?
Becos ur teeth chatter!
- Lets welcome the
year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish
each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful
year. Merry X-mas.
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Christmas is Near,
And Its Coming,
Have a Wonderful Christmas
New Year in Advance.
- Dear Santa,
I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year,
So the only thing on my wish list is
1 year paid leave from work with bonus. face-smile
- Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May you have all the three for this Christmas.
- Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino’s for a pizza.
The salesgirl asked him:-
‘Do you want your usual? Deep pan, crisp and even?’
- Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed
- Can I have your picture,
so Santa Claus knows exactly
what to give me.
- What is similar between Christmas and a work-day in the office?
You do the whole work, but the big guy in costume makes a merit of it.
- Why Santa is always so happy?
Because he knows where the bad girls live.
- He believes in Santa Claus.
He does not believe in Santa Claus anymore.
He is a Santa Claus.
So if you would like to get some funny Christmas sms then you don’t need to search different websites. This website is good for you where you will get all types of Christmas sms, messages and quotes.