Naughty Christmas Poems

Naughty Christmas Poems

Friends sometimes send to each other different types of naughty Christmas poems during Christmas days. Naught Christmas poems always give us smile and make us happy. Some people find naughty Xmas poems every year then send to their friends and have fun. If this year you as well want to wish your friends through naughty Christmas poems then right now you are on accurate place where you will get naughty Christmas poems and as well lots of more new categories related to Christmas. We are sure through us you will get new and best collection.

Naughty short Christmas Poems

  • I sit atop ur Christmas tree,
    All clad in pink, a real fairy.
    The reason I appear so glum,
    The sprig of spruce stuck up my bum.
  • Under the tree the gifts enthrall,
    But the nicest present of them all
    Is filling our thoughts with those who care,
    Wanting our Christmas joy to share.
    To you, whom we’re often thinking of,
    We send our holiday joy and love.
  • Christmas is forever, not for just one day,
    for loving, sharing, giving, are not to put away
    like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf. The good you do for others is good you do yourself.
  • On Christmas Eve
    Don’t lay awake in bed
    All you naughty girls
    Blonde, brunette or red
    For instead of presents
    You may get a shock instead
    You may catch Santa
    Dressed in his suit of red
    Emptying his sack
    At the end of your bed
  • I only want one Christmas gift
    It’s the only Christmas wish I’ve wished
    I just want to know all the names
    Of the girls on the naughty list
  • Well I only got a sweater for Christmas
    Not the best thing to get for a dreamer
    Because I got a sweater for Christmas
    When I wanted a moaner or a screamerNaughty Christmas Poems
  • Naughty Christmas Poems

  • A weather man predicted snow
    But he didn’t get it right
    So the female anchor on the show
    Asked to our delight
    “So Bob, where’s that 8 inches!
    You promised me last night?
  • Kissing is a habit
    Kissing is a game
    Guys get all the pleasure
    Girls get all the pain
    The guy says i love you
    You believe its true
  • May this Christmas
    be so special for you
    that you never ever
    feel lonely again
    and be surrounded
    by loved ones throughout!
  • Christmas is not about
    giving and receiving gifts.
    It’s about the birth of Baby
    Jesus in the manger! Jesus is
    the reason for the season…
  • By using the light of Christmas
    to guide us through the darkness of the coming year,
    refusing to be back to the dim lamps of the spirit
    when the brilliant electricity of Christmas.Naughty Christmas Poems Pictures

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