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- I made myself a snowball,
As perfect as could be,
I thought I’d keep it as a pet,
And let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas,
And a pillow for its head,
Then last night it ran away,
But first – it wet the bed!
- Ding dong merrily on high,
In stores the tills are ringing:
Ding dong! Profits reach the sky
And filled with with owners singing.
Gloria, Bonuses in excelsis!
- No one’s hangin’ stockings up,
No one’s bakin’ pies;
No one’s lookin’ up to see
A new star in the sky.
No one’s talkin’ brotherhood,
No one’s givin’ gifts;
And no one loves a Christmas tree
On March the 25th.
- A chubby little snowman
had a carrot nose.
Along came a bunny,
and what do you suppose?
That hungry little bunny,
looking for some lunch,
Grabbed that snowman’s nose,
Nibble, nibble, crunch!
- There once was an elf named Fred
Whose house was of gingerbread.
Though tasty, these walls
dissolved in snowfalls
And also made crumbs in Fred’s bed.
- Old Scrooge wore a smile not a sneer
And was filled with Holiday cheer.
For there in the sky,
He saw flying by
- With a click and a clack
And a great big pack,
Down through the chimney,
Somebody comes on Christmas eve!
If we are real nice
And as still as mice,
If we never peep,
And are sound asleep,
He’ll fill our stockings, I do believe!
And when we arise
Next day our eyes
Will grow big to see
He knew what we all wished to receive!
- Under the tree the gifts enthrall,
But the nicest present of them all
Is filling our thoughts with those who care,
Wanting our Christmas joy to share.
To you, whom we’re often thinking of,
We send our holiday joy and love.
- Twas the night before Friday
and all through the town,
no cops were cruising,
no narks were around.
- It’s the day before Christmas
And all through the house
The puppies are squeaking
An old rubber mouse.
- There was an old fellow named Claus
With a case of the mid-winter blahs.
Taught his reindeer to fly
So they took to the sky.
The taps on your roof may be paws.
- Christmas is here
We have nothing to fear
We have some fun, Doing x-mas shopping
Even waiting for Santa to fill our stockings
- You’re as big boned as
Father Christmas Claus,
your as stupid as a donkey,
your as shit in bed as a camel,
but your still the right person for me!