Kids Christmas Jokes

Kids Christmas Jokes

Christmas is an only event in the world when everybody desires to kind this occasion memorable. As we all know kids always want fun and because kids always very sweet and cute. If this year you would like to wish kids then you should wish them through kids Christmas jokes. Now this year finding Christmas jokes for kids is not a hard task. This year we are offering you here large collection of kids Christmas jokes. So now don’t waste your time just get through us your favorite collection and then share with your kids and dear ones.

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  • Q. Who says “Oh, Oh, Oh!”?
    A. Santa walking backwards!
  • Q. What do you call a Santa that sleeps all the time?
    A. Santa snores!
  • Q. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    A. Frosted Flakes..
  • Q. What’s a good holiday tip?
    A. Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.
  • How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
    A merry Christmas to ewe!

    Kids Christmas Jokes

  • Knock, knock.
    – Who’s there?
    Santa
    – Santa who?
    Santa Claus!
  • Knock, knock.
    – Who’s there?
    Mary
    – Mary who?
    Mary Christmas!
  • What is the best Christmas present in the world?
    A broken drum  you can’t beat it!.
  • Q. What did the cow say on Christmas morning?
    A. Mooooey Christmas!
  • Q. What rains at the north pole?
    A. Reindeer!
  • Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
    A: Frostbite.

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  • Q: Where does a snowman keep his money?
    A: In a snow bank.
  • Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
    A. It’s Christmas, Eve.
  • What is the best Christmas present in the world?
    A broken drum – you can’t beat it!.
  • What’s the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?
    Your teeth!
  • What do angry mice send to each other in December?
    Cross mouse cards!