Jokes For Christmas

Kids Christmas Jokes Wallpapers

Christmas is a very popular occasion and on this day try to be happy and as well make others happy with funny Christmas jokes. The best and unique ways to make your friends & family happy send Christmas jokes to them. Short clean Christmas jokes make the gathering unforgettable. With these best Christmas jokes make the environment more pleasant. Lighten the humor of everybody about you with Christmas joke. Christmas is a day to spread pleasure so, if you feel that somebody is sad for any cause then try to make them cheer up. Now share this year Christmas jokes with your buddies.

Jokes For Christmas Pictures

  • Question: What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
    Answer: Sandy Claws.
  • Question: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
    Answer: Ribbon hood.
  • Question: What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
    Answer: It was wound up already.
  • Question: What was wrong with the boy’s brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
    Answer: Forty feet of track – all straight!
  • Actually seems to shake like TWO bowls full of jelly.
  • Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
    He likes to ho-ho-ho.
  • You know you are going to be old,
    when Santa starts looking younger.

    Jokes For Christmas

  • Name the special part of your body during Christmas?
    Answer: mistletoe.
  • Will: What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?
    Bill: What?
    Will: Anytime!
  • Luke: What do elves do after school?
    Jeffrey: I don’t know. What?
    Luke: Their gnome work!
  •  The year you stop believing in Santa Claus is the year you start getting clothes for Christmas.
  • What did the Eskimos sing when they got their Christmas Dinner? – Whalemeat again, don’t know…