Dirty Christmas Jokes

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Dirty Christmas Jokes

  • Why is Christmas just like a day at the office ?
    You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
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    Taar khali ho jati hay.
    Yaar kabhi to +ve socha karo…

  • Anyone who believes that
    men are the equal of women has
    never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
  •  Jingle Bells Batman Smells Robin Laid an Egg The Batmobile Lost a Wheel And Jo-ker got away
  •  Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
    A: Subordinate clauses
  • Q: Why don’t Santa Claus have any kids?
    A: He only cums once a year and thats down the chimney.
  • Why is Santa Claus always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

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  • He is so naughty that when d santa decided not to give him presents, he let the fire place on and sets santa on fire!
    Merry christmas my friends!!!
  • Only six shopping days ’til Christmas! Or if you’re a bloke – only five and a half days ’til you start your Christmas shopping.
  • I’ve been bad a few times this year, but it was worth it…you judgmental fat bastard!

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  • Why did the snowman have a smile on his face ?Because the snowblower was coming down the block.
  • What did the big candle say to the little candle?I’m going out tonight!
  • How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?
    They both have ornamental balls.
  • (Santa)”On dasher, on Blitzen, up over those walls,
    “Quickly now, damnit, or I’ll cut off your balls.